kettleoat:

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

joeyjoe69:

when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room

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egberts:

bikinipowerbottom:

Guy on the right is like “Girl bye”

guy on the left like “girl hi”

egberts:

bikinipowerbottom:

Guy on the right is like “Girl bye”

guy on the left like “girl hi”

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

Lmao

rainbowsfireworks:

bearthug:

kingahell:

kingahell:

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

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I’M SCREAMING

justasillyfilly:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when Stitch took Aladdin’s girl?

me on my way to steal yo girl literally happened

I REMEMBER THIS

nayx:

are you okay?  can you see?  ok, how many fingers am i shoving up ur ass

thefuuuucomics:

This hurts my brain a lot

thefuuuucomics:

This hurts my brain a lot